<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5373122802431607556</id><updated>2011-09-03T07:20:29.923-05:00</updated><title type='text'>1001 Ways to be Naked</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Contessa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04965488430289256046</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bGpkQftEZNY/Sz2JlQRDtGI/AAAAAAAAAV0/0IIkU4t_Erc/S220/2627066198_ae959ca597_b.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5373122802431607556.post-8095762727066061911</id><published>2010-12-06T18:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2010-12-06T18:46:43.379-06:00</updated><title type='text'>One word:</title><summary type='text'>Sad.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/feeds/8095762727066061911/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5373122802431607556&amp;postID=8095762727066061911&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/8095762727066061911'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/8095762727066061911'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/2010/12/one-word.html' title='One word:'/><author><name>Contessa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04965488430289256046</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bGpkQftEZNY/Sz2JlQRDtGI/AAAAAAAAAV0/0IIkU4t_Erc/S220/2627066198_ae959ca597_b.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5373122802431607556.post-1482281641937841828</id><published>2010-11-29T19:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-29T19:02:28.224-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Advice</title><summary type='text'>Be kinder than necessary. Because everyone you meet is fighting some sort of battle.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/feeds/1482281641937841828/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5373122802431607556&amp;postID=1482281641937841828&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/1482281641937841828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/1482281641937841828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/2010/11/advice.html' title='Advice'/><author><name>Contessa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04965488430289256046</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bGpkQftEZNY/Sz2JlQRDtGI/AAAAAAAAAV0/0IIkU4t_Erc/S220/2627066198_ae959ca597_b.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5373122802431607556.post-9073047350097563691</id><published>2010-11-28T09:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-28T09:02:35.166-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Tree is UP!</title><summary type='text'>Let the Christmas season begin!











</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/feeds/9073047350097563691/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5373122802431607556&amp;postID=9073047350097563691&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/9073047350097563691'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/9073047350097563691'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/2010/11/tree-is-up.html' title='Tree is UP!'/><author><name>Contessa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04965488430289256046</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bGpkQftEZNY/Sz2JlQRDtGI/AAAAAAAAAV0/0IIkU4t_Erc/S220/2627066198_ae959ca597_b.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bGpkQftEZNY/TPJuUSQV-vI/AAAAAAAAE80/Kdx395Ynunw/s72-c/DSC_5501.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5373122802431607556.post-1686244309392266622</id><published>2010-11-28T08:02:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2010-11-28T08:02:19.584-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Beginning</title><summary type='text'>Ugh...

I don't even know where to begin.

After three four failed attempts at maintaining a blog, I'm trying again. I don't expect anyone to read this; my only goal is for this to be a form of therapy for me.

Therapy for what?

The answer to that is rather complex. For the sake of your patience and mine, I'll sum it up in two words: My unhappiness. 

This is probably the point where I should </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/feeds/1686244309392266622/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5373122802431607556&amp;postID=1686244309392266622&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/1686244309392266622'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5373122802431607556/posts/default/1686244309392266622'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://1001waystobenaked.blogspot.com/2010/11/beginning.html' title='Beginning'/><author><name>Contessa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/04965488430289256046</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='31' height='21' src='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bGpkQftEZNY/Sz2JlQRDtGI/AAAAAAAAAV0/0IIkU4t_Erc/S220/2627066198_ae959ca597_b.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
